Swimming with the shrimps

A gang bang involving man poorly endowed men

P1: I’ve got a real small dick man, hard to get chicks
P2: Oh, me too bro. Come swimming with the shrimps sometime with me.

by Thubby_master March 23, 2022

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Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 07, 2022

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shrimp daddy

da sassiest bitch on da block, gurl.

be a peaceful person or she will kill you with her eyeliner and fake eyelashes ok bye

tweeter 1: ugh fuck dat ho, shrimp daddy!!!!!
tweeter 2: u better not say dat gurl she will stab you with her fake eyelashes
shrimp daddy: ya bitchez

by da secret garden November 08, 2012

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Shrimp-Faced

A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.

That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024

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louisiana shrimp whistle

Noun) The art of taking a nice long healthy steamy log of a turd into a condom, then placing the masterpiece In to a freezer. For best use, wait a good couple of hours until the masher is nice and firm, than use to pleasure your lover.

"Last night I gave Louis the Louisiana Shrimp Whistle after eating a burrito from a Mexican joint. She said it was longer than any dildo she's ever seen!"

by HarmonicaJ December 07, 2016

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