A person who never wants to finish the blunt and when they do they keep it to create another blunt later
“Jack is such a diet roach”
“Jack is such a diet roach”
by Feliciaglams July 22, 2020
(n.) A steady diet of cum, (possibly piss), liquor, and aphrodisiacs. Also referred to as a “whore diet” or a “pornstar diet”.
“I really need to get skinnier… I’m going on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
“My friends think I’m a cumslut, but I like to think of myself as a nice person on a hooker diet.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 04, 2023
Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 28, 2025
An unfortunate aesthetic affliction in which a person appears to have a slight case of Down's Syndrome.
Although Jane was indeed smart, she was often discredited as unintelligent because she had diet-downs. Everyone suspects that her parents were related before they were married.
by Sarcactus May 02, 2009
Diet yogurt is a term used to someone that is extremely conservative or just conservative.
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet
Korean girls are like diet yogurt.
by TH224 June 19, 2025
by DarcyDog December 11, 2020
Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.
I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023