Guy 1: "That's her boyfriend to the left."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."
Guy 2: "The short one?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, Mr. Right height. That's him."
by SilverInternet December 31, 2016
One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper May 20, 2018
When you in a commited relationship and even if yo girl is mad, you claim your titty rights and she can't object so you get a hand full of tittes.
by Youbleedugly January 26, 2016
by Dan.K.Memes July 07, 2016
A modern way of saying "I think children are their parent's property." The term is typically used as a dog whistle to defend the ability of parents to abuse transgender children. It is also sometimes used by child predators to justify sexually abusing children.
by Sl0wpoke September 21, 2023
Formerly the New Right, the result of the GOP enabling extreme right wing behavior since 1979, with the Iran hostage crisis and the advent of the Reagan era. This socio-political philosophy has combined a draconian laissez faire ideology (at the expense of workers' rights, consumer protection, banking reforms and regulation) with the rejections of social programs and progressive social policy and an aggressive military/diplomatic doctrine. In the intervening years, this ideology has degenerated, from the New Right to Neoconservativism to the Tea Party to the Alt Right movement to White Nationalism. With the hijacked election of 2000, the New Right had essentially become the Dark Right.
by kemo Dodger May 17, 2017
Person 1: I can say the n-word because I’m black!
Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.
Person 2: No you can’t you’re as white as paper. Go do a rights check, buddy.
by LiverFailureIsInevitable April 10, 2022