Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Dirt Squirrel

A female that chases nuts

Wow that cindy sure is a dirt Squirrel.

by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023

icy squirrel

A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.

Last night she gave me the ol' icy squirrel

by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017

Squirrel Face

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...

by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012

Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.

Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.

by FearofLightning May 22, 2016