Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 23, 2019

Squid

Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)

Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.

by og2r July 11, 2021

Squid

Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.

Adam Morrison from the Los Angeles Lakers
Squid from Rocket Power

by BluCru October 6, 2010

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.

I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!

by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011

Squids

A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.

Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?

Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!

by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019