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Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry
Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)
by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019
mugGet the Sportsmug.

meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues
"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"
by Pasty C April 12, 2022
mugGet the meat sportsmug.

jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser
by riodej October 10, 2019
mugGet the jolly good sportmug.

sport-speak

emotional words and phrases from real-life that are used in Sports terms and do not reflect the actual hate and venom the real-life situations depicted --- i.e. "Kill the Packers" chant Chicago Bears fans, but they don't want to physically kill the Green Bay Packers (we assume) --- you follow? --- Go Bears!!!
Bears fans hope the Lions "sack the Pack" --- in a sport-speak "Kill the Packers"
by General B (Bill Finley) October 14, 2019
mugGet the sport-speakmug.

Sport

A sport is someone who goes around smelling kids bicycle seats
Look at that sport over there sniffing that huffy.
by SkipsMomSheryl September 28, 2022
mugGet the Sportmug.

Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!
I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!
by LicorShot January 3, 2014
mugGet the Sports Barmug.
A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)
"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "
by Tomstrong December 9, 2015
mugGet the clean breathing sports ventilatormug.

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