When one partner poops in the oven (for 12 minutes on broil), the other partner uses the charcoal dung to manually pleasure themselves.
by Gingy12121212 July 8, 2011
Get the bake some soil mug.1. A member of the Army who is constantly deployed defending the United States.
2. A man who while deployed gets fucked over by his girlfriend/fiancee/wife
3. A man who's constantly cheated on because she "just can't take it anymore" while he's in Iraq.
The Literal Translation is I can't wait for you when I have so much cock filling me.
2. A man who while deployed gets fucked over by his girlfriend/fiancee/wife
3. A man who's constantly cheated on because she "just can't take it anymore" while he's in Iraq.
The Literal Translation is I can't wait for you when I have so much cock filling me.
1. Billy is not here for 15 months, hes a Soldier in Iraq
2. - Isn't she engaged to Billy?
- Not anymore, Billys a Soldier which means hes gone and she needs to fuck something.
3. - This isn't working out anymore, your a soldier who is away and I want as many penises in me as I can before you come back and I craw back to you.
2. - Isn't she engaged to Billy?
- Not anymore, Billys a Soldier which means hes gone and she needs to fuck something.
3. - This isn't working out anymore, your a soldier who is away and I want as many penises in me as I can before you come back and I craw back to you.
by WhoMeNever June 13, 2008
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by Sam the magic Panda May 22, 2003
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Get the animal solid mug.A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.
Also known as "wuuden soljaz"
Also known as "wuuden soljaz"
Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers
"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"
"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"
by DannyTheMan April 13, 2007
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