Smoke your boots

A taunt that promises you will deliver. To show your opponent up, to teach them a lesson.

I'm going to smoke your boots on the basketball court.

Bro, she sucked my dick and she smoked my boots.

I'm gonna smoke your fucking boots, you little pussy.

by Relaxedfit128605 April 20, 2017

cum smoker

A person who likes to suck on male genitals until they ejaculate, swallowing the seman that is ejected.

You like being a cum smoker don't you bitch

by ^^MP3Vampire^^ August 13, 2003

smoker's vag

A condition due to smoking cigarettes from which the afflicted female's genitalia becomes more aromatic, loses elasticity, and darkens in pigment.

"Bro, did you hook up with Melissa last night?"
"Ew, no.. I heard she's got smoker's vag."

by xTAARGUSx April 25, 2009

Smoke a dick

Used as an expression of frustration. Phrase that can be used to tell someone off. Phrase was created in a Denver, CO hotel room.

If someone is all up in yo grill just say, "Hey, go smoke a dick."

Friend- "Dude 2+2=4," You- "Shut the fuck up and go smoke a dick!"

by keeper5 August 13, 2010

roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass

To significantly harm and/or manipulate someone, and then shoot them, usually with the intent to kill.

The Crip threatened the Blood that he would "roll you like a philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!"

by WI/ROGUE June 11, 2006

Smoke Stack

The measurement of a bongs full capacity reaching the top of the neck but does not include smoke inhaled. Usually used in the context of bong that needs to be cleared or when newbies need others to milk it for them.

commonly shortened to "stack"

ex.1
"She cleared like 3 stacks out of my straight shot.."

ex.2
I don't wanna finish that stale smoke stack!

by KHANO June 22, 2011

SmokeNET

An underground IRC network devoted to the discussion and legalization of marijuana, which began initial setup and testing on or around August of 2005 and now consists of three servers which can be accessed with any IRC program such as mIRC:

FTW.SERVEFTP.ORG
QUASAR.NO-IP.ORG
QUANTUMGATE.SYTES.NET

Meet me on SmokeNET later and we'll do synchronized bongloads!

by MustangGT October 3, 2005