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Slow Cooker

Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."

"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022
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Slow tipping

Air/ dry humps. Slowly. Derived from the word Tip meaning penis.
That dude was so messed up he was slow tipping a ghost on the dance floor.
by Slowslow44 November 4, 2020
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Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020
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Slow

A politically correct term for the word retard even tho it means the same exact thing
Sarah: omg I’m so slow
Emily: in her mind “she is so politically correct and woke”
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Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.
Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.
by Meyrl March 28, 2021
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Go slow

Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.
Original waiting for definition Tic tok : Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.
by Craftbeerand73 October 31, 2020
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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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