Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.

-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow

by caridad b November 10, 2018

butt slow

technical term to designate that one system is slower then another due to more then 2months between coming off the assembly line.

1320 is butt slow and so is 1315 due to USB 1.0 more then likely. (old boxes.)

by jd September 2, 2003

Slow feri

To sexually harass in a way of not being gentlemen, disrespecting manners and showing off you are a member of the elite and abusing that sort of social asymmetry when talking to girls or young women. It could resort to insisting verbally on getting nudes from girls (especially ones from the instagram followers). The idiom is reffering to Diminik Feri's affair, 2021.

Hi bro, what's up? I gave her slow feri and look, nudes delivered. You need to know how to treat them.

by Linguotheobserver June 5, 2021

Slow

Someone who name is Calvin with a small dick

‘He acts slow so he’s definitely a Calvin”

by TheFeniusWhoFasPenis June 2, 2018

The slow-ass effect

A person who starting to become a clumsy dumbass and yet still hasn't realized why they're mostly ignored in society.

Person 1: hey dude have you seen that car accident next to us?
Person 2: ....what?
Person 1: damn the slow-ass effect is getting in to him

by Damned guy 01 September 13, 2023

a slow

it's not a noun, but it's just "a" followed by the adjective "slow". very simple, very flexibly usable.

think of a slow train

a slow way to go

a two hour lecture is a slow way to learn

by Elat' February 13, 2022