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Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!
by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023
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Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face
Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole
by facesitting male September 11, 2019
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Sit Is Firm

A phrase from the 1800s that expresses ultimate respect for handicapped people.
Oh no worries sir, sit is firm.
by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011
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Sitting room

Pranjali thought I was in the sitting room
by SleepyAsian July 3, 2019
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Sit up

To sit with a fixed, upright posture.
Please sit up during class—stop slouching at your desk like that
by Hakanson February 14, 2021
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Sit n Roll

The act of rolling a joint while taking a shit.
Yo, I gotta go snag my tray so i can sit n roll then we can blaze up later
by jackmaster9000 April 17, 2012
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Sit where you want to day

You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29
"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"
by h9eufhq3pwhrf43 April 29, 2021
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