shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Shrek’s Swamp

A website that is not made for kids. Don’t believe me? Bit.ly/3323Fly

Shrek’s swamp is a good website.

by DefinitelyShrek February 16, 2020

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Shrek

God.

Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.

by Aircollus November 16, 2018

Shrek

God

"we must pray to Shrek"

by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018

shrek

finest ogre out there.fuck that short ass farquaad dude he doesnt know nothing about a fine man.

yo you seen shrek today.he looked hot asf

by xkxkageyama September 11, 2020

Shrek Ass

Severe swamp ass

Tom: man it’s hotter than shit! Fucking giving me Swamp Ass.
Tony: My man I lived in AZ all my life, this ain’t even swamp ass this be shrek ass; Fuckin need a hero in this heat.

by Anonymousfoxman July 17, 2023