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Poop and shoot

When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014
mugGet the Poop and shootmug.

shooting the shit

we were shooting the shit when we were bored
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
mugGet the shooting the shitmug.

shooting the shit

We were just shooting the shit at the bar.
by Shaner October 27, 2003
mugGet the shooting the shitmug.

shooting star

a person who shoots alcohol at a rapid pace in a party,and gives a superb performance later on under the influence..the performance usually includes overt friendliness/agression and a loud baring open of the soul in public..making him d star of the party
tom:dick created such a ruckus yesterday..it was such a nasty nuisance
harry:oh come on!it was so entertaining...he was the shooting star dude!!!!
by jomotoster September 3, 2009
mugGet the shooting starmug.

shoot the poop

when someone gives you the bird/middle finger you open the window and poop and then throw it at the offender right in there face if the window is open
by gangster time April 7, 2010
mugGet the shoot the poopmug.

Laundry Shoot

The act of going into a laundry mat, sticking a loaded gun into a laundry machine and turning the machine on high.
Guy 1 - Dude get out of here i just did a laundry shoot!

Guy 2 - Did you have to do it when I was naked and trying to get clothes out of the dryer?!
by startrekporn October 29, 2010
mugGet the Laundry Shootmug.

Shoot The Bean

To ejaculate on a girl's face and then deficate on it. Ejaculate relating to shooting and Bean relating to feces.
"Hey bro, I am about to shoot the bean with Sally!"
by Tacomaology June 18, 2018
mugGet the Shoot The Beanmug.

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