Pirate Ship

to be simply orgasmic.

Trish: That guy in the movie was sooo pirate ship.
Deb: Oh my god I know!

by Shayna daccccckkkmen March 18, 2008

shipping immunity

An immunity against being shipped with another person

Aka the thing Diavolo needs and wants

X: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
Z: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity

by X឵ March 20, 2021

ship whore

Someone who hops between relationships and friendships too much. It's like a whore but no sex.

Person one: I thought Kate was my bff! Now she's saying that she's your BFF instead of me!

Person two: Wait. That just happened to me. Now she's calling some other person her best friend. Ugh, she's such a ship whore.

Person three: She totally forgot about me too. Now she's going out with a bunch of people. Wtf.

by The penis puncher April 30, 2024

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

Cruise Ship Fishbowl

A place where if you put your keys, you receive a fun surprise for the rest of the trip!

Dan couldn't wait to put his keys in the Cruise Ship Fishbowl. It had been weeks since he had had any type of excitement.

by VaderUK October 6, 2021

East Coast Shipping

After a sale is made, buyer is responsible for physically obtaining the product(s) from seller that in no way inconveniences the buyer. East Coast Shipping (ECS) may be an option when making an online purchase.

When I bought a pair of Lee jeans on ebay, I chose East Coast Shipping since I got to make an awesome road trip out of it.

by Liska February 25, 2008

ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018