peanut eating shane

Shane who just wants to eat peanuts cuz he loves em, but all's he got is a large pizza and a 7 foot bong

Chwas the biggest peanut eating Shane!

by Kev mil April 21, 2017

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Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022

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Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.

Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

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Shane

The name that does not belong to The Man With No Name.

"Ny name's not Shane, kid!"
Said The Man With No Name after shooting a child.

by Anony. Res November 30, 2023

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Shane

A person who has great earrings and definitely doesn’t procrastinate school work... They have a house in Pennsylvania and have an amazing friend named Madeline who is super hot and awesome

I hate Shane ❤️

by insert funny name here May 27, 2021

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