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Sextember 25

The day att enables picture messaging on Iphones, causing an immense amount of internetwork traffic of vaginas and dicks. Some believe it may crash the internet or at very least give it an STD.
Nick what is that on your phone?

A condom.

Why?

Its sextember 25 i dont want my phone getting the herp.
by dirty D NAVIS September 24, 2009
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septemeber 22

Bad bitches and cat lovers are born on this day.
Girl: did yall know shes born on septemeber 22?

Girl 2: yeah shes a bad obsessed cat lover
by VicVistoner August 1, 2022
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September 17

“Do you know what day today is?”
“Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
by user1011001 October 17, 2022
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September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess
by UDIAFL October 28, 2019
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September 18

People born on this day stand at the pinnacle of society. Elites in every single way. You’ll always want this person as a friend but never as an enemy.
John: “yo Kevin is amazing! He’s so good at everything!”
Patrick: “I mean it makes sense, he was born on September 18 after all.”
by Defiiiner October 18, 2019
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