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Scott Serious

1.When a person says maybe, yes, or no then that person is not serious, therefore that person is "scott serious." This is when the person thinks he or she is serious but really isn't.

2. unable to make decision for self.

3.temporary or permanently loose all of your common sense
Example 01:
Friend A: Dude, I can't decide if I should go to her party or not.
Friend B: Man, you are being scott serious.

Example 02:
Friend A: Hey guys, imma go with u guys.
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Hey nvm, im not going anymore
----5 mins later----
Friend A: Actually, imma go with u guys.

Example 03:
Friend A: Hey u wanna go to the party tonight?
Friend B: Give me 1 hour to decide.
----1 hour later-----
Friend A: Give me another 15 mins.....
Scott Serious by DjPhoMeals October 10, 2012
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scott garrigus 

An incredible guy that all the chicks want. He is an athlete that loves sports. And he's someone that no one messes with
OMG did you see Scott Garrigus yesterday?
Ya I did he was sexy

scott jacobs 

A company owner of an amazing home improvement "if you can dream it I can build it" JHI

724-417-0502 <- phone number

~Gary Crivelli
scott jacobs by Gary crivelli November 3, 2017

Scott’s Balls 

Similar to “Scots Balls” but much smaller in size at birth until the age of 40. At 40, the Hornone flow, cause’s the Scots Balls to become large Purple Balls. There is a tendency for the man that think they are “Wise Guys Balls” to have this health condition. Also known as, Big Sac.

#BigSac #ScotsBalls #PurpleBalls #WiseGuys
Since they were purple in pigmentation, He was born with Scott’s Balls ; which turned into a Big Sac at age 40.
Scott’s Balls by Guruji Irv December 4, 2017

scott downer

Total spastic, someone who’s knees don’t function the way they should
Fuck sake why are you such a Scott downer

scott simon 

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

Scott gentry

Is that a Scott gentry looking ass nerd right there
Scott gentry by Nonce lord August 1, 2019