Text Stalking

Someone (that you may or may not know) that texts you trying to find out more about you. Often with people that you just met.

Guy 1: Hey dude, last night Jerry called me on his sisters phone
Guy 2: Soo...?
Guy 1: His sister and her friend now have my number and thier text stalking me.
Guy 2: haha... man it sucks to be you

by 2Ninja4U October 25, 2009

thumbs down stalker

People who stalk you on sites such as Urban Dictionary and give thumbs down to every single one of your posts and definitions.

Thumbs down stalkers give you thumbs down for no reason.

by udusers1 July 16, 2011

Stalkaholic

Someone that thinks everyone on the planet is stalking him/her. Even normal life behavior is viewed by the stalkaholic as "stalking them". Also, they feel as though they can never be stalkers, even when they exhibit the behavior that they deem others stalkers for doing. They are obsessed with being stalked. They wish it were true.

"OMG did you see Jason over there? Stop f***ing stalking me, stalker! God! I found out Jason was stalking me when I looked him up on the internet all day yesterday, I know where he lives and where his family lives. He is def. a stalker!"

"Ummm wow stalkaholic, besides don't you think that looking Jason up is kind of creepy on your part? You are stalking him!"

"Duh, no way! I'm not a stalker, tee hee!"

by cherrypit February 28, 2009

Phone Stalking

Phone Stalking is the continious non-stop, relentless phone calling to the same phone number determined to get the other person to pick up.

Man.... last night, her phone stalking me for over an hour really got to me, but I didn't want to talk to her and didn't answer her call.

by stunningone September 16, 2010

Alice Cullen stalking

Stalking someone in a way that Alice Cullen could - i.e. watching their past, present, and future.

Person A: You need to stop obsessing about Person C.
Person B: But they are about to get hit by a bus!
Person C: Stop Alice Cullen stalking me!

by falloutboyfan182 July 24, 2010

Stalking

When you freakishly obsess over a specific person and you get pissed off at anyone who claims him for theirselves. Especially Nicole Roberts who used to obsess over this kid named Sean.

Awh shit, man, Nicole won't stop fucking stalking me. This bitch is crazy, hating on my girlfriend and sending her hate messages.

by loliluvme July 26, 2011

Stacky

When a male's ball sac is sweaty it becomes sticky. Instead of saying "I have a sticky sac" he can simply say "I have a STACKY".

Hey dude, I have such a stacky after working out earlier.

I wouldn't give my boyfriend head, because he had such a stacky!

by F.H.L.H. May 1, 2010