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Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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scream in my elbow

Someone or something that is extremely frustrating
by Gutburger March 26, 2024
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screaming dildos

An alternative way of saying ‘the boy who cried wolf
Man 1: I fucked a well fit girl called Bella last night, made her cum twice and she cooked me breakfast

Man 2: I can’t believe a word you say, you’re always screaming dildos
by benfeather December 31, 2023
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Screaming

Nate talking loudly and always whining
He is always screaming therefore I’m always annoyed.
by Nateylake June 10, 2023
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screamy screaming Songs

Music that's involves some form of screaming. E.g. heavy metal, emo, etc.
Not all Black Veil Brides songs are Screamy Screaming songs, Matthew.
by Morning all November 28, 2017
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SCREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by medangerousmuginmyammarsky October 10, 2022
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The Bum Boys Are Screaming

Used to describe activity observed either in or around a known or suspected faggotorium.
"What's going on?"

"It looks as though the bum boys are screaming at Nudgee College tonight."
by RTM 1963 July 28, 2024
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