Republican

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"

Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.

by AverageTom June 22, 2021

Critical republican theory

Critical republican theory is to take anything considered woke and assume people of color to blame and indoctrinate children when in reality the Republicans are just racist

Matt walsh had a critical republican theory that schools teaching about race is making him look bad so he got upset and cried over woke media

by ancientalienrockdweller December 4, 2021

Republican Lite

A Neoliberal Democrat who follows shitty policies about "free market capitalism" from Republicans why giving a middle finger to poor people.

Damn, it looks like we have a Republican Lite running for president! I'm voting third party because I refuse to be fear mongered by the lesser of two evils! At least she's smarter than the two of these idiots!

by anonymous July 16, 2025

Conan The Republican

nickname from George W. Bush for Arnold Schwarzenegger

Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.

by Coop Dupe January 16, 2020

republican

When capitalized, Republican refers to a member of the Republican Party. When lower-case, republican means someone who is capable of jaw-dropping hypocrisy.

You didn't care one bit about the proven Russian interference in the 2016 election, but you think we need to overturn an election and start a Congressional investigation based on the paranoid delusions of a self-obsessed sociopath? How republican of you!

by IrmaGurd December 30, 2020

Closet Republican

The kind of guy who votes Republican solely because he doesn't want to pay for the other party's new tax hike or other such social expense. Usually a high-income earner who lives in a coastal city and will go to great lengths to not reveal his vote to his more liberal friends. Sometimes he'll even build a superficial pro-this or that persona just to fit in with whatever his friends claim to support, some of whom may be just "fitting in" themselves.

"There's no way a guy with a house and a job like that would support the new tax bill, he's probably just a closeted Republican."
"I don't know about you but that little speech of his sounded so forced and generic, like something a closet Republican would say just to impress people..."

by Henrey S March 24, 2024

Single Wide Republican

is defined by poor people confused by the republicans propaganda to vote against their own financial interests.

A republican who lives in a single wide trailer.

That stupid single wide republican thinks he is richm

by Chris Lamb Jr December 20, 2020