When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you
by Beastcheta September 18, 2019
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Also makes everything with beer.
Also makes everything with beer.
by Yumpod November 26, 2009
Get the Redneck mug.The sub-culture forming in Southern Illinois that seems to merge the hobbies of bow hunting, rap battles, dipping, low ridin', and general racial confusion.
The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard.
The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast.
The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab.
The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard.
The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast.
The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab.
Patrick: Yo man Garth Brook's has a got a show in Carbondale this weekend!!
Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip)
Sweet Joe: Can I go guys?
Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die.
Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion
Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip)
Sweet Joe: Can I go guys?
Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die.
Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion
by Sweet Joe XXX December 3, 2011
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Redneck1- i'ma kill that summbitch with ma' good ol' double barrel.
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
Redneck2- I got a new shotgun that can hold twice as many shells, so more blacks dead faster!
Redneck1- this here redneck gang is gonna kill a lot of people, and get even more drunk! Then when we're done a-killin' i'ma get me someHaggis!
by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017
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by Beatrice Sixtynine. November 3, 2009
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.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
.........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."
..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."
..........You bow your head when someone prays.
..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.
..........You've never burned an American flag.
..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
.........You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
*Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.
by CYBERKING December 28, 2005
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it felt like pullin' a string through the grand canyan, until i gave her a "redneck retread", then it was all good!
by robert w. December 14, 2008
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