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pill-roast

snapping a pill in half, taking one half orally and sticking the other up your batty crease
rah that pill-roast has got me waved
by rorysagimp February 19, 2022
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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022
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self roast

An act of roasting yourself in a discord server
(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
by Nothingwastaken May 26, 2022
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spit roast cobb salad toss

A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
by RobJeremy June 6, 2022
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Manila-ROAST

When you're a minority male in NYC and your privilege Long Island ex-wife started making 6 figures 1st year starting (as a nurse) without graduating from college from Honors; so basically that minority ex-husband hustles really hard, gets a fortune 100 company job without connections, coincidentally he now works in a office being the only minority male, also coincidentally meets someone from South East Asia (Thanks to facebook), makes friends with the East Asians, then goes to Manila, meets up with a Manila Nurse that nurses him back up like "Nurse Joy" from Pokemon, have lots of fun with the Manila people (Asians), then you come back to NY to give your privilege ex-wife nurse the Ultimate Manila-ROAST because you don't need to listen to manipulative cold hearted mind-control games and her 6 figure tricks (Local Government capitalism favoritism) anymore, because her privilege-Long-island-capitalist-fantasies got the best out of her (and New York).
New York 6 Figure privilege -"Once you go black you can't go back." 💵 🍭👩🏻 ⚕️🍭💵

Street Smart Minority male hustle-"Once you hit that Asian, you can't resist that persuasion. 🇵🇭 🔥 👩🏻 ⚕️ 🔥 🇨🇳 "

🌏 🌎 🌍 - "Life is not fair"- Manila-ROAST
by Manila5 June 24, 2022
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National roast joe day

Today is the one day in the year you can roast joe without him kicking you from the group chat.
Hey joe, you’re bad at tuba. And I can say that, because it’s national roast joe day.
by YaBoiShaggy108 March 27, 2023
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