facebook like-puppet

a person who "likes" every comment on everything that they post, even if they don't. also known to "like" some posts because of who posted it, even if its facebook garbage. to feed his habit, a like-puppet will even go to someone else's wall and "like" their posts and comments with reckless abandon, because the need to let everybody know that they approve is constant and overwhelming. he'll say that he's got it under control, and to prove it, he'll facebook for a day or so with almost no "likes". until the guilt of denying others the affirmation that they deserve finally overwhelms him, resulting in a "like" binge. this is not pretty, and you should never try to reason with him while he's in the throes of it. he's not there. he has become a facebook like-puppet. there is currently no known cure . we can only hope that enough posts/comments will be available for him, and try not to judge. IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.

"i posted that my sister has cancer, and it got 50+ "likes"! WTF??"
"dont let it stress you, they're probably facebook like-puppets."

"you're showing facebook like-puppet {tendencies, slow your roll!"

"that facebook like-puppet creeps me out, he's too "likey".

by who's your mama July 4, 2014

puppet

An alter ego created on an message board or news group primarily to troll.

Did you see that puppet's post? Yes, he started a huge flame war!

by shroomerite February 12, 2005

puppy aids

A fictional ailment used as a reference for something that is intensely sad, a superlative for the saddest thing in the universe.

#1: Remember that movie Bambi, when the mom got shot? I cried watching that.

#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.

by zampanos protege January 17, 2009

Puppychow

Crack-coated sticky hash-oil gew
Crack-coated Gewballs

Patouli Pete: I think i'm on acid
Dumpster Dan: No way G it's just the Puppychow!

by Bang Bang Nick Lange October 10, 2006

Slush Puppy

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then making your respected lover drink it.

I liked her sooo much, I thought she deserved a slush puppy.

by Hunky-dorry March 15, 2004

Dead puppies and wilted flowers

Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.

Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.

by Holly Varjak May 29, 2008

Goat Puppy

The act of getting a hickey on ones dick or pelvic region.

Damn that girl gave me head all night, I even got a goat puppy.

by Seeman December 28, 2008