premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

premature excitementation

To define when people have been excited about something way before they should be.

Your friends have been saying they are excited about going on holiday for almost a year before the date you are going. when the date finally comes they ask you if you are excited about it. Your reply would be.

"No you all ruined it with your Premature Excitementation"

by Hug-Hees January 19, 2017

premature diarrhea

when your diarrhea come out at he mear site of piss

i get premature diarrhea when i walk in to the urinal station

by piss jerking March 2, 2017

Premature Creamcheesulator

When you run out of cream cheese before you run out of bagel.

Damn- still got half my bagel left and I'm out of cream cheese. I'm such a premature creamcheesulator...

by Drinking Enthusiast March 23, 2017

premature clapulation

When someone in the audience, thinking the song is over -- especially one with a "false ending," applauds before it's done.

I know people sometimes forget they aren't supposed to clap between movements during a classical music concert, but premature clapulation before Led Zeplin's "Thank You" fades back at the end is unforgiveable.

by OldGrandad April 2, 2017

Premature Baking

When you try to fix a situation you've gotten yourself into, and you end up fixing it faster than you thought you would. Referring to when you eat a cake mix before baking it, yet it still ends up being nice

'Dude I was just premature baking on this girl I cheated on it totally worked'

by jdochert April 25, 2017

Premature Eggalation

The process of excitement after cooking meat off a Green Egg cooker

Joe was too excited after cutting into his beef tenderloin cause him to have Premature Eggalation

by rockchalk06 May 27, 2017