Nun Pile

The act of having sexual intercourse with four or more virgins at once.

Shit son, I had to take like two showers after being at the bottom of that Nun Pile; I got covered in so much cherry juice.

by pepperoninips546 December 15, 2008

tombstone piledrive

A sexual position in which the taker lays down on their back or stomach on a bed. The giver then drives there penis into the takers hole(s). The headboard is the tombstone so therefore, their head will be rammed into the headboard (tombstone). Thus, the Tombstone Piledrive

I Tombstone Piledrived Kacee last night. I busted her skull open

by TheRedneckBully November 17, 2013

The cat licked the pies

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."

"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"

by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009

Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.

Bill is doing a Backwood 90 degree sideways hogtie piledriver right now.

by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

pile pusher

a batty boy who pushes piles back to where the came from

you happen to be the queerest pile pusher i have ever met

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

Paleskin Dank

a person from Caucasian heritage from Europe and united states that has a skin color same color as dog shit after it lays around for a day. A Paleskin Dankusually hates on others, easily manipulated into becoming hateful, ignorant and dumb. The brain of a Paleskin Dank craves sugar, fat and junk-food. These elements help their brain to become dumb, dull and retards. a human with down syndrome has a close resemblance to Paleskin Danks both from look and the computing powers of their brain.

Trump is a Paleskin Dank.
That fucking hillbilly Paleskin Dank is fucking his daughter.

by Cyrus Arian November 30, 2017

Beddy Pies

One is off to catch some Z's.
Aka I’m going to sleep now.

Don’t get this confused with "beddy bies", it’s a common misconception made manly by Liverpudlians

Im off to "beddy pies" now

by happythatsme February 12, 2009