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Philippines

The Philippines, officially the Republic of the Philippines, is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia
It is situated in the western Pacific Ocean and consists of around 7,641 islands that are broadly categorized under three main geographical divisions from north to south: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao. The Philippines is bounded by the South China Sea to the west, the Philippine Sea to the east, and the Celebes Sea to the southwest. It shares maritime borders with Taiwan to the north, Japan to the northeast, Palau to the east and southeast, Indonesia to the south, Malaysia to the southwest, Vietnam to the west, and China to the northwest. The Philippines covers an area of 300,000 km² and, as of 2021, it had a population of around 109 million people, making it the world's thirteenth-most populous country. The Philippines has diverse ethnicities and cultures throughout its islands. Manila is the country's capital, while the largest city is Quezon City.
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philippe

Noun:

1. Someone who trolls incessantly regardless of the situation.

2. A person who has achieved peak bullshitness.

3. The art of annoying beyond comprehension.

Adjective:

1. Nonsensical.

Verb (used with object) :

1. To bullshit.

2. To disregard reason as a whole.

3. To expel feces out of mouth in exces
My friend told me that he almost won the lottery and the reason why he didn't win was beacuse the cashier's astrological sign was a Gemini!
Boy, your friend sure philippes a lot.

That man claims that NFTs are a secure and well thought out investment.
He sounds like a philippe I know!
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Philip

A dumb gay fuck that meat rides everyone.
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Philip Cheesesteak

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Philippine nightclub

Dip your cock in adobo sauce and woman licks it off
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Philistine Armor

The protective covering on the head of the penis, also known as the foreskin.
My ex wanted me to get circumcised; but I stood firm. I will give up my Philistine Armor for NO ONE!!!
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Philip

Philip is very NORMAL. Wink. He is a great guy to go to when you need to vent. He listens good, and he does what he should.

Philip takes no crap. Mess with a Philip, get doxxed.

Philips charm is like no other, no one likes him.

Despite his unfortunate circumstances, he's chillin.
Girl 1: Eww did you smell that dude??
Girl 2: Yeah, thats just Philip.

Girl 1: Eww what a creep!
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