Phil

Has a ridiculously small todger. Only pulls Spanish birds and will Probaly beat you in a fight

I want to be a big strong phil one day daddy

by Rigid May 20, 2022

Phil

The Bald guy from accounting generally. Phil just materializes at the age of 40 with a receding hair line.

Kevin: Bro did you check out Phil’s hair line?
Greg: No because it doesn’t exist

by Jarcp November 20, 2020

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift

Think about it. Two of the greatest men to have ever walked the face of the earth. Nothing can stop this dynamic duo. They will make the world hype again. They can destroy PewDiePie's meme review!!!

Julius Caesar and Phil Swift are hype lords.

by He who sends it October 10, 2018

Phil style

'You can't tell can you?' is the calling card of phil style. With Semi pedo, homoerotic tendencies this traveler will be found bar hopping around asia searching for a wife.

He enjoys yogurt, coconut oil and yoga then purges his body with a saline enima.

He has a strict no sugar, no processed foods diet unless hungover in which case he enjoys and and egg Mcmuffin.

That's phil style!!! Haha

When you bring a lady back to you room and discovrr shes a lady Boy and do it anyway thats so phil style.

A girl was sitting on my lap and your creepy mate tryst to touch her... that's so phil style.

by MrTwatkins January 26, 2017

Phil

The name phil means stud , usually tall 6ft , big in all places 😈🍆💦 if you know what I mean 😏 😉

You just got philled

by Phildo27 November 22, 2021

Phil

Known for taking a shit in the urinal

Have you met Phil? Give him a minute, he’s probably shitting in the urinal again

by Prince Albert the Great January 5, 2022

Phil

A dad. Most likely divorced with seven or more children. You can find him on the golf course or behind a poker table. Tells dad jokes like no other and has all the best dance moves. Has his own catchphrase: “fuck me right.” He spends a lot of time watching sports in his recliner. Will spend hours teaching his kids about self defense and boat motors. Wears dad hats and always has to be in charge, especially while driving. Probably has a red bull addiction from lack of sleep. Tends to attract more deer than women.

“That guy over there has a real nice golf swing!”
“Yeah he’s a real Phil!”

by Jalyssa October 22, 2018