Puss Gargling

The gargling of puss.

Sprk: Puss gargling, ever heard of it?
Battle Jesus: Yeah and I'm about to shit my dick out of my ballsack

by Sp0rkle December 24, 2010

Puss

Someone who is a bitch.
Someone who is scared.
Someone who is getting bitched.
Someone who gets no bitches.

Scared ass puss!

by zCervix November 1, 2015

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

puss plug

A tampon

It's that time of month. She needs a puss plug.

by Lolselmo July 1, 2023

Puss

Slang for an octopus. Although it can be used for any member of the class Cephalopoda with an appropraite modifier e.g:
Squid = Long puss
Nautilus = Shelled puss
Ammonite = Rock puss

"Dude we are eating tonight I just got a puss from the fish monger, cheap as well"
"I can't wait to eat some puss tonight, its gonna taste so good"
"The spanish have the best puss, they just know how to prepare it"

by InvertebrateLover69 December 23, 2023

Winnie The Puss

A sex act in which you dig your bare hand into a woman's vagina then eat the fluids from it, much like how Pooh eats honey from the pot.

The wife wanted to try something new in bed, so I pulled a Winnie The Puss

by KingFlounder587 June 24, 2024

Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.

Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!

by johnnies245 August 17, 2017