Pigeon

The pigeon is a government drone commonly found in the streets. Known as "air rats" the pigeons exist for create chaos. They usually shit on the cars, if you have a withe car they poop black, if you have a black car they poop white.

Fuck you pigeons, me and my homies hate pigeons.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

Eating the pigeon

To do something pointless and/or boring. Like snooze level boring. "Why am I even here?" Boring. But you cant stop doing it. Never.

Jack: "How was it at grandma house?"
Mark: "Ugh, it was like eating the pigeon!"

by Pennington.S.W August 10, 2021

Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon

"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"

by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021

Pigeon shit

When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!

Did you guys see that pigeon shit yesterday?

by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021

Pigeoning

The urge to bop your head to a fire track.

Awe mate that's pigeoning

by Hebron.B August 17, 2024

Thug Pigeon

Household alarm. Typically recognized when a common ceiling fire alarm chirps indicating low battery warning.

Bro, I heard my buddy's Thug Pigeon yapping away all night. He needs to change the batteries.

by Prof. Downbad June 27, 2025

Pigeon Pounder

When a New Yorker gets a little bored in the city, they will often go out on the streets and find a pigeon (ideally a baby) and start absolutely pounding it to the moon and back. The power at which they please themselves is enough to bring the dollar slice back.

Man... I'm thinking of doing a Pigeon Pounder later, are you down?

by newyorker51 July 18, 2025