Peanut Butter

Peanut butter is the sole definition of life.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Every ingredient in peanut butter when said outloud, is music to anybody's ears.
Peanut butter is the buttery cream of a peanut and it can not be messed with.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I could honestly list about a thousand reasons why peanut butter life.
You could make a counter-arguement that people with peanut allergies don't like peanut butter.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
I know that a person who is allergic of peanut butter are spies made from god to stop the spread of the peanut butter love.
Without those spies, the entire world would be peanut butter because people love it so much.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.
Even the spies themselves like peanut butter, they just get paid so much money that they keep their mouths shut in fear of both being brutally murdered for betraying the "P-Spies Commands" and for losing about the entire world economy's worth of money.
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life.

Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life
Peanut butter love, peanut butter life

by UnsafeBarrel January 9, 2022

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 9, 2021

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021

Peanut Butter Box

When intensely focused on something or talking about something and out if nowhere something out of the blue catches your attention, PEANUT BUTTER BOX.

I was playing catch with my dog and along came a squirrel and, PEANUT BUTTER BOX!

I was telling my girlfriend a story and mid sentence...PEANUTBUTTER BOX!!!!

by BigR3Dd&Poochie May 20, 2022

Peanut butter and jealous

Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar

"Is that what you eat for lunch everyday? A peanut butter and jealous sandwich?"

by Angel66666 May 22, 2022

I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts

I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...

by Miggitymaan June 1, 2022

peanut butter

the BEST food litterly ever

person1:whats your favorite food
person2:peanut butter

by 234rfv April 6, 2022