Fat Hider

Noun 1. A female shirt/blouse which is tight around the breasts and proceeds to balloon out at the bottom like a circus tent covering their fat, like no one around can tell that they are trying to hide it. 2. To fool the male individual into thinking they are skinnier than they really are, especially at bars or after a male has been intoxicated.

Wow, you may think. Why if a girl is not pregnant, would she be wearing a shirt that makes her look so... HUGE!? I will go ahead and guess that the reason has to be that she has never had a guy come up to her and say, "Hey bitch, are you pregnant? No? Well than, why the fuck are you wearing that shirt?" Instead she hangs around with her other FAT friends and hears something like, "OMGGGG, that shirt looks SOOOOOOOOOOO cute on you!!!!"

1. Harrison: omg...

Mike: What?

Harrison: Their all wearing fat hiders...

Mike: lol


2. Harrison: WTF!!

Mike: Yea man I know! This bar is full of Fat Hiders!

by Harrison S. & Mike S. June 25, 2008

Fat Stains

The build up of body fluids between the ruffles of a persons fat that can cause stains in clothing.

Aww shit, that fuckers fat! yeah and look at them greasy Fat Stains!

by DeathAtTheParty November 21, 2010

fat envelope

The thicker envelope one receives from a school that has accepted one for admission, as opposed to a thin envelope containing a rejection letter.

I got the fat envelope from Harvard!

by ChadwickEsq May 28, 2011

fat paddles

an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles

look at that lard arse using his fat paddles

by madferret September 19, 2010

fat shack

Fat Shack (adjective) Usually used when smoking marijuana to describe when someone has taken a large hit or toke from a bong pipe or joint.

(Joe takes a large hit of marijuana)
Joe:Oh mann that was a fat shack
Bob: I know now im soo stoned

by shawn6589 September 1, 2008

Fat Tramp

Used to describe a poverty stricken person or persons from Teeside. The tramp is uncharacteristly fat because of the amount of leftover parmo's and kebabs, found in their primary food source locations such as bins & skips, they consume. The Fat Tramp is known to drink any liquid with an alcohol content, Methanol & Glycol is a particular favourite. The Fat Tramp can be identified by ill fitting dirty tracksuit bottoms and holy dress shirt combination.

Check out that Fat Tramp, I can smell him from here. Look at his Trackies I bet there Primark rejects

by Fat Tramp AFFF September 18, 2010

Fat Rage

When a person get mad over food.

Kinda like nerd rage but with fat people and food.

Fat person: "You ate my cookies?!?!"
Normal person: "Dude, don't fat rage."

by Fiction. October 17, 2010