Ten

A word used to express that someone has just done or said something corny or stupid. Often accompanied by one hand vertically hitting the other flat hand.

"If the floor had a name, it would be matt."
"TEN."

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009

Perfect Ten

A girl/boy that you feel is perfect to you and you want to spend the rest of your life with them

I’ve been talking to her for 2 years, I think she’s the Perfect Ten

by Unknown T1 August 24, 2020

Ten Ten

A description originating from the streets of Birmingham. It is used to describe something that is of top quality, i.e. has a grade of 10 out of 10.

Alternatively can be used when someone is acting boastful.

That coffee was Ten Ten.

My man, Bobbi, needs to stop giving it Ten Ten

by BC_Bassie February 1, 2022

1 Ten

getting head by a dime chick. or a really fine ass girl

The more girls you get head by, the 1 changes so if you get head by 2 dime chicks it will be "2 Ten".

George: wattup dude, how waz dat party
Dude: fuckin great
George: Damn dude what happened?
Dude: I gotta 1 ten

by mr. payday March 13, 2011

Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).

“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous”

by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024

Ten

Expressing one's annoyance instead of proclaiming, "I am angry at this current moment in time."

I'm a ten.
Neuhhhh i'm a Ten.

by wombbroom May 6, 2015

Ten-finger Shandy

When it takes both hands to wank a guy off owing to the length of his love shaft

How was the date?

Great... then I went back to his place for a ten-finger shandy

WOW!

by One-legged Pervert April 25, 2010