Are horses useless? Let me explain
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"
"Planes can go supersonic for hours"
"horses can only gallop for a few seconds"
"Planes can go supersonic for hours"
by Fauxo June 24, 2021
Get the Are horses uselessmug. by Bill Cosby Cheesecake December 11, 2018
Get the Horse Poopingmug. The dark horse spent her life trying to throw everyone else off, to win at any cost to everybody else. Most of them did not know that life was thrown already.
by Solid Mantis February 5, 2021
Get the Dark horsemug. by Culversisdelicious November 28, 2012
Get the hopping the horsemug. The apitamy of richness that comes from a family over generations that has the ability to buy and maintain horses. People born of these family's look down on poor city dwellers and laugh when they find out they have never ridden a horse. These snobby family spawns have never had to worry about college money or anything else for that matter. Nothing really matters when your riding a horse that costs as much or more than most of the American populations cars. Yet these pretentious horse mongers find a way to complain as if they were in the reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.
Dude, I really like this girl, I heard she is cool
Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?
Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.
Didn't she ask you if you have ridden a horse?
Yeah, she did, she laughed when I said I didn't.
Figures, she's horse rich man, your Audi costs as much as that horse, let her go man.
by Nanners May 3, 2017
Get the horse richmug. Those that are in love with their horses and prefer interaction and intimacy with their horses than with actual people. Also are snooty and inevitably annoy all those around them
They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
They also tend to wear 'riding boots' to let others know of their love for their horses
"Oh did you see the Horse person's status about HORSES on Facebook? Not very surprising..."
"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
"Bobby, why don't you date Sue?"
"Because dad, Sue's family is full of horse people"
by mojojojo24 December 7, 2012
Get the Horse Peoplemug. Usually mistaken for unicorns. Purple horses are one of our biggest threats because they eat brains. They live in vases (kind of like genies) and are known to be purple.
The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
The only known way to kill a purple horse is to cut of it's tail and then make it into won tons that go in a soup that you then feed to the horse. No tests with guns or knives have been conducted as of yet because the soup one was more practical.
person a) aww! look at that cute purple unicorn! lets go pat it!
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!
horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.
person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
person b) noo! that's a purple horse! it'll eat your brains!
horse) OMNOMNOMNOM
person b) timmy! noooo
person a) my brains are being eaten!
horse) mmm BRAIIINZZ!
person b)Ah well, I never really liked timmy all that much in the first place.
person c) yeah. neither did I. Thanks purple horse.
by chickensnub December 4, 2009
Get the Purple horsemug.