boarding house

prison.

"omg thats so cool u live in a boarding house?
"yeah n no its not cool its just that im homeless n we r rich so we live there n get treated like dogs by 40 year old cunts, "

by xoxoihateshore May 15, 2023

Ouija Boarding

V. Derived from ghosting; refusing to communicate with someone until they contact you first.

"I wanted to see who actually cared about talking to me so I started Ouija Boarding everyone I know."

by Kikipowow November 13, 2025

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

GTA Boards

GTA Boards is an ever-growing fan forum dedicated to the Grand Theft Auto series and Rockstar Games. Registering is free, fast and easy and allows you to instantly reply to any topic or create your own discussions.

Yo! Have you checked out gta boards? check it out at gtaboards.com

by noobage August 3, 2021

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

Boards

LMAO THEY'RE CANCELLEDDDD
Idk If I'm supposed to be happy or sad.
It's 2021
And I was studying for Boards in April, it's still April ik
And it's Ramadan alright
So I was kinda struggling okay?
Then this news comes up "CBSE cancels Board exams for grade 10"
LIKE BRUH WHAT YASSS THIS RAMADAN IS MUCH COOLER
I mean if it wasn't cancelled then I would've studied while fasting
And it's not just about fasting right so
Anddd it's cancelled and they said they'll promote us on the basis of our internal assessment marks💀
Well, I hope they just enter my Pre-boards marks because I'm confident in that
Even though I only got my English paper
Reminds me to check my g-mail
CYA!
The gif I think is supposed to praise itself while there's a fire going on? idk

me: yo, Boards are cancelled
person: are they?
me: yes
person: *ok*
me: not for you

by woahyou'recool April 17, 2021

Senseless Censorship Board

Any censorship board that's a pain to the citizens of any country. Also, it just proves that government officials are prudes.

Senseless Censorship Board has ruined this country for far too long it's time to disband it.

by Type2GenomeManiac June 10, 2017