office fairy

for a definition of this word,
please see ass kisser

a suck up with feminin qualities
Someone who was ignored most of his life.
So, you give him a little authority and it goes to his head.
Most of what he has accomplished, he has done so by making
himself look like the golden child, and others look stupid.
He has done this by acting like a friend, and then
airing all their dirt to the boss, making the office
fairy look grandeous. In reality, he is a snake.
If you wanna ruffle his feathers, bring something to his
attention he did wrong
NOT HIM = = NOT THE OFFICE FAIRY/ GOODY GOODY DO-GOODER!!

Also, if you are a female, and you kiss his ass, you don't
even have to do a good job, and he will put in a good word
for you just for being the office fairy's "ego-booster"

this includes batting your eyes, smiling at him, telling him how great he is.

by TinaBeany May 9, 2008

The Office

An awsum comady featured by the bbc. Includes such jokes as the classic office dance, the inflateable cock, the staple in the jelly, and much, much more!
10/10 for david brent. - ricky gervais

'When i get home im gona watch the office'

by thedudeofkl May 9, 2005

So Official

Phrase used for a female who is especially good looking.

Friend 1: *Shows Friend 2 a picture of Kenya Moore*
Friend 2: Yo, she is so official.

by Principe del Reyes April 10, 2010

officewala

1) a homoerotic term for ejaculating on the gluteus maximus in the activity of man-on-man anal sex.

2) also synonymous with "skeet skeet"

"what what in the butt? officewala my butt? on my butt? officewala my butt. ooookay."

by nrrruhs December 24, 2008

official color game

when in a group of 3 or more ppl if sumone burps everyone in the group has to say a color. last person 2 say a color fakes an orgasm. if sumone says a color thats already been said it doesnt count. fuck shit and ass are also honorary colors. this can also be made a drinking game as the last person to name a color has to shotgun a beer.

mat-*burp* green!
alex- blue!
connor- wth???

matt- official color game dude. gotta do it.

connor- damit! "uuuuuuuhu!"

by yzitam July 29, 2010

Office walk of shame

She kisses ass in the boardroom: “Yes! Yes! Great idea, boss.”

Then, as she walks back to her desk, she realizes it’ll never work, but now it’s her responsibility. She is filled with regret.

It’s called the office walk of shame.

Her hair and lipstick are still perfect but upon exiting the elevator it was obviously the office walk of shame

by lelanielovelox February 21, 2011

Office Hustle

The game which is played within an office setting where a man or woman influences the opposite sex using professional game which may include innocent flirtation but does not require it.

Debby wasn't willing to open the office supplies cabinet until I hit her with the office hustle.

by G Hustle August 25, 2016