golden nut

When a man gets angry at a woman for faking an orgasm, he asks her to suck him off to completion. Then, rather than jizzing into her mouth, he pretends like he's cumming and unleashes a tsunami of piss into her mouth.

Dude1: Yo, did you get with Shaniqua last night?
Dude2: Ya, that bitch faked a Big O on me, so I gave her a nice taste of my golden nut.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo December 15, 2016

Whip a nut

U-turn

We need to whip a nut, I've gone the wrong way.

by pmk182 July 17, 2016

cactus nuts

When the hair on your ball-sac starts growing back several days after shaving it, usually causing itching and irritation.

Adam: Why do you keep scratching your junk?
Ben: I got cactus nuts dude, my sac is torn up!

by benzo11 November 14, 2006

floppy nuts

A condition when the testies overheat and sag down thus becoming floppy.

Man, hanging out in the hot tub gives me a bad case of floppy nuts.

by Weslitzu October 23, 2006

sneaky nuts

(noun) The practice of secretly showing one or both testicles while standing in the background of a photo. Can be either the through-zipper or above-trousers type.

Made famous by Nathan in the Chris Lilley comedy Angry Boys.

Nath's got this new thing he does, it's called sneaky nuts. Fucking classic. Stands in the back of a photo, rips out one ball, sometimes two. Sometimes through the zipper, other times above the trousers. He tends to mix it up a bit so you never know what you're gonna get. Fucking brilliant Nathan is.

by doc brown April 21, 2011

swamp nutted

Dipping one's balls into someones belly button which is filled with fresh warm cum. After the dip the dripping balls are slapped onto the other persons forehead.

Sally: Ryan swamp nutted me last night my belly button is still stuck shut and my head hurts.

by Pcook1e December 25, 2016

left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

by mjh657 May 10, 2019