A very untrustworthy person
by sashagaybr1ght December 5, 2022
Get the cartoon..addictmug. Is a friend how’s on tik tok (comedy/ lip syncing app). Knows every new dance. She/He only knows part of songs. Every time you have a conversation with them they tell you about how’s hot on tik tok at the moment.
by spillingandsippingthetea December 14, 2019
Get the Tik tok addicted friendmug. One who is addicted to engines has a constant almost never ending need to build and spend money on the motor vehicles one owns. For example; cars, trucks, atvs, snowmobiles, motorcycles, scooters and etcetera. This person may have list written down or in their phone of all the parts they want with prices. These lists will be long and contain almost every aftermarket part available or just everything that makes a big difference in power, handling, reliability and of course looks. They may also have lists like this for vehicles they dont even have yet. These addicts are always looking for more vehicles to dump more money into them so they will have a close eye on the online classified sites for those projects and cheaper parts. If one finds the exact part that they already decided they wanted at what they think is a good deal there is no stoping the purchase from happening. Some addicts can just sell what they built just because something new came out. Others will hold a stronger than sentimental attachment to the build after its done and never think of selling it because they know how much theyd loose selling but will still by the new one regardless. These people become full of joy when they get a new part, new vehicle, drive the vehicle and even cleaning them. Serious depression can occur to an engine addict to lose all there vehicles
David is definitely an engine addict.
Yeah David is definitely addicted to engines
Hi my name is David and i have and addiction to engines
Yeah David is definitely addicted to engines
Hi my name is David and i have and addiction to engines
by Moto tech December 16, 2017
Get the engine addictmug. by femaleshoe December 24, 2017
Get the choi choi pun addictmug. An acronym to describe someone who has gotten so desperate, and so addicted to porn, that the only solution is by spreading their habits to other people. these people are often pedophiles and predators.
credits to ruben sim.
credits to ruben sim.
Ted: Shit, I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop?
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
John: Yeah go ahead.
Ted: Ok, thanks.
Ted: WHAT THE FUCK!
John: Holy shit, dude! what's the matter? what happened?
John: What's going on?
Ted: THERE'S SO MUCH PORN!
John: Well, what the hell are you doin' lookin' at my private shit?
Ted: What are you talking about private shit, Johnny it was wide open, there are literally THOUSANDS OF FILES IN HERE!
John: Well I've been meaning to clear some of that out!
Ted: JESUS CHRI- look at the organization here, clockwise Rimjob? counterclockwise Rimjob?
John: Well sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way!
Ted: You sick bastard- look at this! CHICKS W/ DICKS?!!?
John: Oh my god... my god I have a Late Stage Porn Addiction, alright? I need help!
Ted: There are no chicks w/ dicks, Johnny! only guys w/ tits!
John: well, this is such a relief, I'm glad I'm finally caught! I wanted to be caught!
Ted: Johnny, now, you listen to me. This is a wakeup call, alright? You've gotta get back out there, and meet somebody, because you're spiraling out of control here!
John: alright, alright, fine, I will, just stop looking at that shit!
Ted: Johnny, I mean it, alright? the next chick you meet, you're getting back in the game.
John: fine, I got it. done.
Ted: alright, now let's get rid of this.
John: what do you mean? lets just delete the files!
Ted: no, no, no. that shit can always be recovered. we gotta smash your laptop with a hammer
by stunning, and dingaling January 21, 2024
Get the Late Stage Porn Addictionmug. ImYianni
by TheOtherHalf4LIFE February 13, 2021
Get the Addictionmug. Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant
by fsunoles August 31, 2011
Get the addiction to lurkingmug.