Who asked?

Something a incoherent kid says when an argument isn't going their way and your whole class acts like made the greatest comeback of the century

Guy 1: "Bro shut up I banged your mom last night"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "I banged your mo-"
Guy 2: Who Asked?"
Class: "OOOOOOOOOOOO HE GOT ROASTED OOOOOOO"

by Qutex March 21, 2022

Did I ask?

If you're here you can't say this.

Guy: You want air?

9yo: Did I ask?

by JadeLaser February 18, 2021

Who asked

The best comeback that will lead to people trying to find me

Lao:I have the biggest penis

Me:who asked?

by Thehexx560 November 21, 2021

Asking a dumb

When you're about to ask a question, then realize that it would be better not to.

I was going to ask her what her kinks were, but then I realized I'd be asking a dumb.

by ledlebrgr September 6, 2018

didn't ask

a shit and overused comeback that some people think is actually a good roast.

Didn't ask kid.
"I won", didn't ask.

by imactually12 June 8, 2022

Ask out a cameron day!

DECEMBER 7th
Ask out a cameron day

DO IT!!

Ask out a cameron day!
You:Hey, Cameron I have a question for you

HIM:What is it?
You:will you go out with me?
Him:Yes of course!!!

by SAMI_LOVES_CAMERON November 29, 2021

Who Asked?

A common phrase used during internet arguments either when one states something entirely unrelated to the topic at hand, or when one lacks sufficient brain cells to form a valid/logical argument.

1.
*Two people having a conversation*
Person 3: I bought a second lambourghini last week
Person 1: Who asked?

2.
Twitter user 1: I personally think *piece of media* has its high points, but overall fails to deliver in many areas dominated by its competitors.
Twitter user 2: I'm journeyed all the way to a remote lake in the Finnish mountains and I still can't find who asked.

by CompleteGarbage1337 March 11, 2022