Nut splasher

A doubly bad situation, usually something that adds insult to injury. Based on a piece of shit that splashes poo-water on your balls.

Akin to buck fonged or disfortunate.

John wrecked his car into a Lexus, but the real nut splasher is that he has to pay out of pocket 'cause he has no insurance.

by Atomism March 28, 2009

nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.

Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.

by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010

Nut-Peel

the act of removing ones testicles from ones leg. often followed by the scratching/fondling of the testicles. its not gay to play. sweaty genitals provide prime condition for the Peeling of Nuts.

Setting: Hot day.

Someone is due for a quality Nut-Peel.

by The Hebrew Hammers February 22, 2011

nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

by Lasoniic January 8, 2012

Nut Twerking

The act of swinging your testicles back and forth making a noise as if someone was clapping.

When I was in the shower I got bored and started Nut Twerking.

by MythlyRaven October 10, 2013

Nut'n'snug

To Nut'n'snug is the process of nutting with someone (having sexual activities) and then proceed to snuggle or cuddle afterwards. To some this is the final goal of their relationship. This word is mainly used by members of the LGBT continuity.

"Hey baby, do you want to nut'n'snug tonight?

by RelievedStudios February 2, 2019

Nut-Tapped

Nut-tapped: When something taps your nuts you’re doubled over like a bitch.

My dog Nut-tapped me on the left & now I can’t breathe.

by PureEnergy82175 August 17, 2020