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nasty oyster

Further advanced sexual technique where the male in either a hetro or homosexual pairing, piss fucks the recipient up the ass, throws up into his hand and then rubs the sick into the recipients face.

It gives the experience of a night out at bad seafood restaurant without having to spend any money.
Dave: "Shall we go to the new seafood restaurant on the shore?"

Matt:"Nah, we can just cut to the chase with a quick Nasty Oyster"
by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011
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Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.
Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.
by jayfrank January 1, 2012
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Playoff Nasty

When the home teams of already abusive sports fans make the playoffs and those fans amp it up to a new level of assholic. Particularly common in the New York and Philadelphia markets.
Josh: "Hey, you wanna go to the Rangers game 7 tonight?"
Claire: "Hell no, those Rangers fans are playoff nasty!"
by cdoubleu May 14, 2013
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NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions
ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face
by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013
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nasty repeater

A man who has sex with a woman a second time after finding out she has an STD.
James is a Nasty Repeater, he slept with susan again after finding out she had the "Clap".
by Dirtysanchez May 17, 2014
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nasty cecil

A fetish that involves drinking brandy out of a british man's asshole.
My word Jeeves! This Nasty Cecil makes my entire rectum tingle with delight!
by The Propfessor November 5, 2015
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making nasty

Having dirty sex
by Blonde muffin January 3, 2016
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