mushroom headed piss stump

Another term for a penis

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

by Ben daiho May 25, 2008

mushroom smashing

The homosexual act of rubbing the tip of ones penis against the tip of another man's penis for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

Ken took Ben home after meeting at The Manhole. They were so aroused in each others presence that they whiped out their erect cocks and started mushroom smashing until ken unleashed his man paste all over Ben's hairy chest.

by Systolic May 11, 2006

MushroomBoy

The name of one person every century who is godlike.

You may be the real MushroomBoy if your class ring says MushroomBoy, or if you where sandals year-round, dispite the sometimes snowy climate you live in.

The current MushroomBoy, seen only online.

by MushroomBoy February 2, 2007

Hotdogs and Mushrooms

Totally insane saying, usually spouted off by barely english speaking illiterates.

"Uh oh, time to get the Hotdogs and Mushrooms!"

by criley October 7, 2004

mushroom toe

When the head of a man's penis is clearly visible through his pants. The male equivalent of a camel toe.

Dude, you need some thicker shorts. I can totally see your mushroom toe.

by Tempered Taurus September 25, 2013

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021

little mushroom

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word

Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...

by D*Dcorruptedminddisturbed_soul December 11, 2017