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Green-mostyn

The act of taking a steamy green dump on someone’s chest
Nicole green-mostyned shaun. Shaun was not happy.
by Boomer3000 November 17, 2021
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eyeball moistener

Eye drops help your eyes become moist and makes them nice and smooth for looking at things. They prevent your eyes from itching and scratching, because of the lack of moist.
oil is to a squeaky door as eyeball moistener is to eyes
by whatspoppin008 March 10, 2022
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The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout

doing dabs out of a hookers ass on hot days.
It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.
by JustinDA July 10, 2022
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Morest Mostest Ever

The way a boyfriend loves a girlfriend that allows him to explain that way he loves her the most to which she can’t refute.
Her: I love you

Him: I love your more
Her: I love you most
Him: I love morest mostest ever
by Jays CPU July 11, 2022
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Vorte-Morten

"Omg you're so vorte-morten"
by Luck1e September 1, 2022
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Madelyn Mortenson

Shes blonde and shes annoying. she cheats on her bf, mark. she hates everyone for no reason. she has her little minions who are annoying and they also dont like her. She also dumps a guy because she got bored of him. that guy deserves way better than her anyways. i feel so bad for her current boyfriend. she also posts about being "kind" like hello? anyways hope you feel better cuz u definitely need it.
by itssophiehaha November 29, 2023
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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 22, 2024
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