monday/tuesday

A mythical day that does not existing somewhere between Monday and Tuesday where everything will be settled

Uncle Mike said you will get your money, monday/tuesday

We never got our money

by Tower88 November 24, 2021

Medicinal Monday

For all the stoners out there, kind of like Thirsty Thursday. But more relaxing, good end to a weekend of hard partying.

Bob: Man... it's Monday and i'm still hungover from the weekend.

Joe: *pulls out bong* it's Medicinal Monday, and i have a cure for that.

by S18JW February 23, 2011

Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.

John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.

by Svifias November 3, 2018

Bernkastel Monday

an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle

Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.

by ZenzenDamedaze May 13, 2024

Double Monday

During a threesome, you find out that both partners have inadequate experience in the bedroom but you're already commited to the act so tough it out to try and make it work, even though you're disappointed. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't; just like a Monday.

"I brought James and Anna home last night for some fun but it was a complete 'Double Monday'!"

by I Sweetss I May 30, 2018

krusty monday

krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000.

"oi blad come w me to krusty mondys yh?" Troops
DT "nah fam ya get me ovs not"
Claude "Wenger out"
Ty "shut up cuz"
Robbie "init krusty monday is a krusty wheely bin type restaurant only having bins as tables and chairs as bins. it also sells custom wheely bins at a small price of £1000. "

by bad man 69 x May 29, 2018

Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂

"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"

by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017