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Megalodon monday

A national holiday every monday celebrating the Megalodon shark
Tim: What day is it?

Rob: Its Megalodon monday!

Tim: Thanks!
by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
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First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.
Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
by Usermin November 6, 2012
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Monday

That day of the week everybody hates, and get their coffee out.
John: How was Monday?
Bob: Hell.
by Svifias November 3, 2018
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Bernkastel Monday

an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle
Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.
by ZenzenDamedaze May 13, 2024
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Monday

1. The infamous dreaded day of the week, when kids go back to their most hated hellhole, school, and adults go back to the jobs they absolutely hate.

2. A day known to cause the "Monday Blues", where people feel miserable, depressed, or upset about going back to places they hate, and often feel disappointed that the weekend is over.
3. The day that Garfield absolutely hates, and the day that treats him horribly. His famous line "I Hate Mondays" is featured very frequently on the Garfield comics.
4. The most unwelcome visitor of all time, long overstaying its welcome.
5. A day only idiots like, unless they have no job or they do not work on Mondays.
6. Perfect synonyms for misery, depressing, and sad
1. Ugh, It's Monday again! I hate Mondays! Why Monday, I hate my job, fuck off Monday!
2. I suffer greatly from the Monday Blues, I hate my job, I hate my bosses, I hate my coworkers, I hate my life, I want to die, all thanks to Monday, the worst thing to ever exist.
3. Garfield, despite being a cat and having no job, hates Mondays more than anything, and always has bad luck. He always says, "I Hate Mondays" and often goes through physical pain, something that doesn't happen any other day of the week.
4. Monday is the most unwelcome visitor, yet it always comes back, and overstays its welcome, forcing us to spend 1/7 of our life with it.
5. If you like Mondays, you are an idiot, unless of course you have no job, or your job doesn't work on Mondays!
6. Monday is miserable, depressing, and sad, making it a perfect synonym for miserable, depressing, and sad. I HATE MONDAYS!!!!!
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Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people (specifically college students) Drink a homemade brew of alcohol.
Yo its Moonshine Monday get out that brew you have under your bed!
by Beagle Love April 8, 2009
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Monday

The worst day of the week as we have to go back to school after a holiday or after a long weekend
Dave: Back to School Tommorow

Fred: Why
Dave: Because it is Monday and your holidays are over now

Fred : oh shit but didn’t you realise we return on Tuesday

Dave: oh yeah your brother does he’s unlucky all secondary schools have To go back Early
by Imposter 181 March 16, 2023
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