I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¶:your ugly
¡¿:well I fucked your mom¡!

by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

Me when your mom

"me when your mom" means when your mom "ejaculates" cause of how HOT and SEXY you are. You could also use this when its raining and say "me when your mom", or, "Me when your mom" when your mom actually "ejaculates" cause pf your "HOTNESS" and "SEXINESS".

Me: Walking outside
Wether: Rains
Me: Me when your mom.

by AleanTiger69 September 19, 2021

your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.

Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏

by SoRandom69 February 22, 2018

i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

by soccer dude May 18, 2006

I fuck your mom

The worst insult ever...

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies

by University of hippity May 6, 2018

your mom goes to college

Originating from the lackadaisy slam, "Your mom." Made crazily popular by Kip in Napoleon Dynamite (2004.)

This term is used basically whenever it is wanted, even if it is completely random or irrevelant to the subject at hand.

That's okay. At least my mom doesnt go to college. She's a housewife.

Ann- Shut up Bob! You suck!
Bob- Your mom goes to college!
Ann- That is so last year.
Bob- Your MOM is so last year. HAHAHAHAHA!
Ann- *sighs and walks off*

by emmelie April 14, 2006

Dropping a piano on your mom

The process of having 88 interracial men sequentially inserting their penises into your mom.

"Your mom is such a whore."
"No she's not."
"Yeah she is dude, I heard the local sports teams were dropping a piano on your mom last weekend."

by Kim Jong Two November 24, 2022