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Midnight Serenade

The sound a woman makes when climaxing sometime after sundown, but prior to sunrise.
Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.

Guy #2: Yes.
by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008
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Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone
Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!
by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024
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MIDNIGHT

horror, nightmare,blood god, dax fan, MIDNIGHT is the definition of psycho
by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023
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midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021
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Midnight Hotel

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.
I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.
by silverseal September 19, 2011
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Midnight Mongrel

Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.
watch out on your way home there’s midnight mongrels all around this area!
by GooberJigga March 30, 2025
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midnight labia

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.
"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"
by Hugaboom August 7, 2016
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