Guy #1: you should've heard the midnight serenade coming from my roomate's bedroom last night.
Guy #2: Yes.
Guy #2: Yes.
by Norman Scharf October 30, 2008

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

by Blueeyedphyscho June 27, 2023

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.
Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”
Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”
by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.
by silverseal September 19, 2011

Dark skinned individual sneaking through the dark of the night, getting into all sorts of Felonies and Gang Activity.
by GooberJigga March 30, 2025

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"
by Hugaboom August 7, 2016
