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Mark

Person A: "NCT's stylists hate them. Mark looks like someone spilled ramen on his head."
Person B: "I think it's a Mark thing. Look at Mark from GOT7 in the 'A' era..."
by marksramen August 19, 2018
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Mark

Mark is a non empathetic person who goes for another girl when ur in a relationship n also likes girls who are named after cars n has long fingers that are good if u wanna pop ur cherry so enjoy!!!! plus he doesnt care if u love him or not n assume everything that no one has ever said to him n makes himself believe it.
by Impastas HnT June 9, 2018
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Dirty Mark

A person with strange sexual urges, fantasies, and behavior involving objects, suffering or humiliation, or nonconsenting partners. Often has a scottish accent.
He was having a Dirty Mark moment. He glared at the girl with his Matty Lamps.
by :-)))))) August 9, 2008
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Skid Mark

**Marks on your underwear left by shit, usually permanent. Caused by Sharting (A fart that turns out to be a shit), also caused by photo finish shits, juicy farts, not wiping completely, and most generally crapping your pants.
**Side effect- buying dozens upon dozens of new pairs of underwear.
**Interesting Fact**
Skid Marks are the most permanent thing on this Earth, no matter how much you scrub they stay. No matter how much bleach you dump on your underwear it doesn't even fade.
**Synonym- Racing Stripes
**Dude, did you just shit your pants? You are going to have major skid marks.

**What color where these when you originally bought them?
by Ogrenator April 10, 2008
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Mark the Bagger

A God among us. One of the very few baggers left on this Earth. He has blessed us with his presence. He usually appears randomly and when he does, it is pure magic. Some say that he lives here often. He is of short stature but he's always packing. As a womanizer, he leaves no prisoners. Mark usually appears on The Howard Stern Show and captivates us with his unusual voice. People will go as far to say that Mark the Bagger has fucked Based God's bitch.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Mark the Bagger?
Guy 2: Yes! The legend! He's a god.
Guy 1: I heard he fucked Lil B's bitch.
Guy 2: True!

Mark the Bagger is the last known example of a viking warrior in modern day America.
by saltyorangejuice March 19, 2014
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Mud Marks

Similar to a skid mark, yet a thicker consistency much like a chocolate cupcake frosting.
Michael: "Greta, is that skid marks in your underpants?"

Greta: "No Michael, I shit my pants, they are MUD MARKS!"
by GB/MB February 5, 2008
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Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.
Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.
by earth._.turd January 26, 2017
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