masterful gambit

Used ironically to mock a (potentially premeditated) voluntary action that negatively affects whoever is doing it

Elon Musk: *slams penis in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir

by DJDavid98 March 15, 2023

MASTER CHIEF

The best most badass soldier ever created and also can take on a legion of (grunts) (jackals) and (elites) by himself

MASTER CHIEF is so badass

by MASTER CHIEF 117 November 18, 2016

Stair master

Getting a blowjob on a stairwell. Often this causes the shakes, especially when done outside your neighbors door. There is a certain covertness to this often when it is said.

Hey, my sexy Russian baby momma want to help me get in shape on the stair master when they pass out?

by Kiss Kiss & Hero March 30, 2016

excuse master

trying to be popular even though people think your a dick, geek, or nerd.

Dude! Stop acting like an excuse master. Besides, you are the stupid one anyway.

by A.C. Cortez May 19, 2016

quake master

(See 'Stephen Hawking')

Stephen Hawking is the fucking quake master.

by The Firgof April 14, 2006

master of bait

Someone who masturbates often. Usually used to make someone feel special about their little hobby, or when the whole group's referring to said person.

a)"I am truly the master of bait."

b)"You know Jeremy, he's the Master of Bait."

by keekee June 5, 2005

master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009