Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

Pelican muncher

Something that munches on Pelicans.

Omg, he's such a pelican muncher

by XTheSpookyKidsX June 22, 2016

Carpet muncher

A person who eats pubic hair

Man you suck me so much your a carpet muncher

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

puppy muncher

Puppy Muncher: Derogatory slang used to describe an Asian person, specifically referring to the incorporation of dog into most Asian diets.

Friend 1: "Hey Chong Long invited me to his party man, everyone's gonna be there!"

Friend 2: "No way man, I can't stand that fucking Puppy Muncher."

by Fireyfurry February 7, 2018

Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

fudge muncher

A person who eats out a black girls vagina or anus.

Man, I am such a fudge muncher!

by ZedFontaine February 1, 2017