John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

The Madden Special

Where your blowing out a girl from the back and your brother slaps a piece of cheese on her ass. You nut on the cheese and make the girl take a bite.

I had The Madden Special today. I didn't know that's what my cheese needed.

by DecibelDeitz June 1, 2020

Clem maddia

Play on words with the word chlamydia.

At a public health center:"clem maddia. Please pick up your clap test rr rr results from the front desk".

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Steve Madden

adj. The act of fucking either male or female with a leather dress shoe

1) Im going to steve madden my man while we 69 tonight, its gonna be an absolute shocking surprise!

2) Don't make me get my shoe and Steve Madden you!!

by The Sexi Sub March 10, 2021

Liam Madden

Liam madden is a funny guy but he really smells, like a lot

Guy: you what’s up girl
Girls: you smell like Liam madden you stud

by Mrleroyjenkins November 29, 2021

Lucia Madden

a person whos named lucia which gets mad a lot

"Wow! shes acting like a Lucia Madden!"

by sdkjaskjd February 4, 2022

Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 30, 2022